It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
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Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
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I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
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