We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
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Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
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I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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