I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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