theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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