The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
our cab driver is having phone sex.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
He keeps bees of course he's weird
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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