OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
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i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
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I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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