Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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