Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Buhtt sex?
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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