Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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