should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
We just shotgunned beers for America
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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