We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
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No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
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Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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