i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
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I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
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My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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