there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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