areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
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i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
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nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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