I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
you win again, gameday.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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