I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
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I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
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just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
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