yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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