I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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