That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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