Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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