Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
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Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
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Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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