So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
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Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
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You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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