Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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