Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
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