I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
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Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
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You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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