This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
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I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
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this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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