I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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