you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
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Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
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Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I'm both gender and math confused
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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