Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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