need another drink. this is the easiest way
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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