at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
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I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
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i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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