sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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