Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
He shit in the fireplace
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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