Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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