Please, let me fuck your mom
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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