i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
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