one might say we're banned from that church
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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