is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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