If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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