Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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