Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
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Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
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I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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