My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
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I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
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This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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