U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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