no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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