Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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