Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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