oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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