In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
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how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
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I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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