So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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