I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
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I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
How external is "for external use only"?
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
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Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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