five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
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Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
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I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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