That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
You ruined the universe
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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