the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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