craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
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you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
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Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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